Run

Seeing as though its monday and everything, heres another game we invented (this time with the help of Axle). It's called Run.

PREAMBLE



Ever found a random tennis ball in the park when you're bored and have no idea what to do? Well, play this game. You'll be giggling in no time. It's utterly simple and has little to no rules.



REQUIREMENTS



Three to ten people.



A park (a big one with lots of grass. They typically are the ones where you find balls from people with dogs).



A FOUND tennis ball (it has to be found).





HOW TO PLAY



The most important thing to remember with Run is that in it's purest form it is entirely spontaneous. Even writing down the rules dulls the awesomeness of the game. As with the best made up games, the rules aren't important.



To adhere to the spontaniety clause, the ball used in Run MUST be found. Only then may the game commence. If a ball is manufactured or someone plants it earlier it defeats the purpose of the game (as NOW you're all like "Wow... I can't believe they didn't catch me out for planting the ball! I am such a sluth!" No. You're a cunt.



Once a ball is found a game of run can be declared by shouting "RUN!" The person with the ball is IN.



Whoever's IN must throw the ball under the legs of another player to get back OUT.



Intimidation is called for and encouraged. Scary faces, noises and insults work best to put off another player.



That's pretty much it. And remember to run.





HINT.... Climb a tree!