Sususususureal.

I had the strangest day. My head was in such an obscure place... like under water or in a burlap sack tied to my legs. It was one of those days where a lot of the things I say get weird looks, or laughs, or people calling me crazy.

Now, why was I in such a state you ask?

Well I was up until 2am doing an art research assignment on The Cantebury School (notes good band name) of regionalist painters yada yada yada... Well, I got badly distracted (glaring eyes) but I got it done eventually. Hours of dreamless sleep later I had to awake for the endless pleasure that is school. I don't have to go into great detail with this, I'm sure you've all been there.

The great news is my mum is amazing and made me crazy awesome scrambled eggs with parsley or something in them... i duno, but it was green and it was awesome. I ate them in between a toasted ciabatta (i totally spelt that right the first time) bun. I don't have to tell you have awesome they were, but will. They were very muchly awesome.

But I was not any form of awake. Not even a potassium packed banana could dent this stupor. So mum mixed me a glass of berocca. Well, have a glass of berocca. So it was damn strong. I hadn't had it before so i drank it real quick. Mixed with the eggs it made a surprising feeling in my stomach. But I was awake. And with the help of RDU i made it through the day.

But i crashed halfway walking home. Maybe I can blame fleet foxes. Maybe I can blame Rita Angus.

Im pretty jaded right now, so Im sorry if this story is hell boring. To me right now, its hilarious. Even seinfeld is hilarious right now. Hahaha.... Sucker.

Just to be clear Jerry Seinfeld is the most unfunny person ever...

...But he sure likes potassium!!